Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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