A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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