yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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