He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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