I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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