what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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