He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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