awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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