I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
where am i from again
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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