We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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