i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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