Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
we should paint friendship bongs
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