When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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