Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
