Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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