I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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