why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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