he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Randomize
