The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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