"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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