brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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