evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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