"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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