Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Small penises have feelings too.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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