is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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