dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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