How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
