fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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