two words...techno handjob
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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