Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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