Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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