ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
We need to get me chipped asap
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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