if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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