I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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