Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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