Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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