i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Can I color on your dick again?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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