8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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