i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
