i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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