Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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