For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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