so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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