What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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