Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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