i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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