She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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