you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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