Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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