I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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