You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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