theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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