Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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