we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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