I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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